Southern Belle Zombie Lamp

Tammy Faye Baker is looking down from heaven, proud to know her look survived.

Kneeling Child Exoskeleton??

I had no problem passing up this hard kneeling denim jumper with white sneakers. WTH??? There are no words to describe the confusion in my brain trying to figure out what this is used for. It is very heavy. Garden planter? EPIC FAIL!

Deerly Beloved

I had to pass on this baby today even if he is a boyscout.

Tempting though.

I hold onto a lot of things, but if there is anything I would gladly get rid of, it's Catholic Guilt. I do not need a vessel to store it. I did not buy this today.

If you happen to come across a tool that sucks Catholic Guilt out of your heart and head and vaporizes it, please let me know ASAP.

Eyebrow raising t-shirt

I did a double-take when I saw this t-shirt. I did NOT buy it today, however, because momma taught me not to brag. ;-)

Oops, I did buy that.

Ok, once in a while I do buy something.  I sort of love this.  The lemon was added just for her to have something to lean on.

Dog Playing Golf with Squirrel Caddie

Dogs playing poker is so contrived. Someone thought a dog playing golf with a squirrel-tail tee would be cool! Adding to the humanization of this resin figurine, they've added a messy shirt and pants that appear to be unzipped. WTH??