Merry Christmas One and All

I actually sort of like this little Santa display however..... I did not buy this today either.

Cammo Granny

Don't let her fool you.  She's probably a bad ass with an uzi under that granny apron.
I did not buy this today.

Your Soaking In It

You can never start your budding cosmetologist early enough.  Madge, you're soaking in it. (old palmolive dish soap reference)
I did not buy this today.

Black Friday - Renamed - Empty Your Wallet Here

Empty your wallet here - I command you!
Today I did not buy a single Black Friday item.  We are not men.  We Are Devo!

Musical Troll

I love accordians as much as the next guy however..... I did not buy this today.

I Feel Good, I Knew That I Would

I feeeeeel good.
Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
HEY!!

Felt good but not good enough.  I did not buy this today.

Booger Monkey

I found this monkey candle.  A loving mother and baby monkey made of wax.  Unfortunately the wax has melted near the baby monkey's nose for a quaint look of boogers.  Is this really for sale?  Besides Jane Goodall, would anyone really buy this?

I did not buy this today.

Mardi Gras Love

Oh when those Saints go marching in..... I did not buy this today.

What came first?

What came first, the elephant or the egg? 
I did not buy this today.

Knightly Bar Utensils

This might come in handy the next time I have open bar at the round table.

Hai - Peyote Baby

 Hai, I'm not sure what tribe I am from but I'm ready to eat some peyote or maybe I already have.

Mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be..... ?

FashionableFugly Fish

So fugly I had to provide three views of what I did not buy today.

I am assuming this is a vase.

SWF ISO

SWF ISO someone to take me home and put me on their knick knack shelf.  Loves roses and picnics.

(Nothing says don't buy me more than an ugly figurine.)

Surf's Up

I passed on the scary wooden surfer.  Talk about narly.

Post #1 Giant Southwestern Gourd Lamp

Welcome to my first post. This is one that got away.  Crafty and sexy all at the same time.  I sort of wanted this one.