Outsider art. Girl eating a banana.

Nobody loves a clown.

Nope.  Not clowns.  Even if you were someone's beloved collection.  Can't do it.  Not one of you enticed me.  

I took a pass on the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Jumbo Jumbo

Guest photo today by Mark Rodriguez.  Mark was not enamored of this sexy beast until he discovered it was made of pure cash.  Just kidding Mark.

One of my sisters commented that someone was tripping bath salts when they created this baby.

 I'm a seeker of all things interesting and so is Mark but this trunk down elephant did not make the cut.
  Needless to say...Mark did not buy this today.

Jumbo Lampshade

Just in time for New Years Eve.  The largest lampshade I have EVER seen.
I did not buy this today.

Who thought this would be a good idea for a t-shirt?

Seriously? It's hard to imagine that someone (a) thought this was a good idea for a baby garment and (b) any printer even agreed to print it. I don't think even White-Trash-R-Us, if there was one, would even carry it! I did not buy this today.

Wahhhhh! Wahhhhh! Wahhhhhh!

Eat Your Veggies Kids

I'd like to say that I did not buy this today but.....
It was so odd I HAD to buy it.  I have seen a few of these before in my travels and they always had a scary clown face.  This one is at least smiling.  Cute and kitschy.

He can be yours as I have just listed him as a buy it now on ebay.  Click here to view auction.