Musical Troll

I love accordians as much as the next guy however..... I did not buy this today.

I Feel Good, I Knew That I Would

I feeeeeel good.
Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
HEY!!

Felt good but not good enough.  I did not buy this today.

Booger Monkey

I found this monkey candle.  A loving mother and baby monkey made of wax.  Unfortunately the wax has melted near the baby monkey's nose for a quaint look of boogers.  Is this really for sale?  Besides Jane Goodall, would anyone really buy this?

I did not buy this today.

Mardi Gras Love

Oh when those Saints go marching in..... I did not buy this today.

What came first?

What came first, the elephant or the egg? 
I did not buy this today.

Knightly Bar Utensils

This might come in handy the next time I have open bar at the round table.

Hai - Peyote Baby

 Hai, I'm not sure what tribe I am from but I'm ready to eat some peyote or maybe I already have.

Mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be..... ?

FashionableFugly Fish

So fugly I had to provide three views of what I did not buy today.

I am assuming this is a vase.