Merry Christmas One and All

I actually sort of like this little Santa display however..... I did not buy this today either.

Cammo Granny

Don't let her fool you.  She's probably a bad ass with an uzi under that granny apron.
I did not buy this today.

Your Soaking In It

You can never start your budding cosmetologist early enough.  Madge, you're soaking in it. (old palmolive dish soap reference)
I did not buy this today.

Black Friday - Renamed - Empty Your Wallet Here

Empty your wallet here - I command you!
Today I did not buy a single Black Friday item.  We are not men.  We Are Devo!

Musical Troll

I love accordians as much as the next guy however..... I did not buy this today.

I Feel Good, I Knew That I Would

I feeeeeel good.
Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
HEY!!

Felt good but not good enough.  I did not buy this today.

Booger Monkey

I found this monkey candle.  A loving mother and baby monkey made of wax.  Unfortunately the wax has melted near the baby monkey's nose for a quaint look of boogers.  Is this really for sale?  Besides Jane Goodall, would anyone really buy this?

I did not buy this today.