French Poodles are So Hot

Here's a nice variation on the dogs playing poker tapestry.  This wall hanging features dogs playing pool with lady poodle distracting the dogs.  Woof Woof.  you can see by their expressions that she is considered hot. Yikes.
I did not buy this today... but was tempted.

Not ALL cats are precious.

This vintage 70's cat has a wide tie that says "I LOVE YOU". Made from the same sisal/jute rope that cats love to CLAW!? Seriously bad design. A men's tie, long eyelashes AND and a bow in the hair? I can't love you. Not even for 99 cents on half off day.

Wanna Piranha?

This baby would give me bad dreams......
I did not buy this today.

Merry Christmas One and All

I actually sort of like this little Santa display however..... I did not buy this today either.

Cammo Granny

Don't let her fool you.  She's probably a bad ass with an uzi under that granny apron.
I did not buy this today.

Your Soaking In It

You can never start your budding cosmetologist early enough.  Madge, you're soaking in it. (old palmolive dish soap reference)
I did not buy this today.

Black Friday - Renamed - Empty Your Wallet Here

Empty your wallet here - I command you!
Today I did not buy a single Black Friday item.  We are not men.  We Are Devo!